someone who has a side-parting; a hairstyle popularised largely by adolf hitler, although there is no evidence to suggest he invented it.
not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.
"have you met sian's new boyfriend?"
"oh what, side-partin' martin? yeah, he's actually bare safe!"
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Use a frozen breakfast burrito as a dildo in the ass, then microwave it and eat it covered in butt drool.
Yesterday for breakfast I gave myself a Biscuit Martin.
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The coolest HOTTEST kid with the BIGGEST schlong! treats a girl with all the respect a girl can get! will care for her like no one else!
Thomas Ried Martin
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one sexy beast! he's the good guitarist from good charlotte, they suck, but he's hot!
i have a friken billy shine in my locker
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Chuck Brown and Brian Tegeder's beer pong team in Oceanside California.
The Low Key Martins aint nothin to fuck with!
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1. proper noun. Celebrated equal rights activist.
2. noun. archaic. Colloquial term for the unpopular Cadbury chocolate bar 'Dream'. Came into use in the first half of 2011, upon dipping into a box of Favourites (assorted chocolates) and removing the unpopular sweet 'Dream', it was announced "I have a dream". Ironically, the Dream is a white minority chocolate amongst the oppressive darker chocolates that maintain authority amongst the selection. Fell into disuse shortly after.
note: often abbreviated to simply "Martin Luther", although this has led to considerable confusion, as Martin Luther is the slang term for the discontinued "Pollywaffle" chocolate bar, which achieved a cult following in the late 1980s.
Duff: "Lewis, any decent sweets left in the box?"
Lewis: "Only a couple of Martin Luthers mate"
Duff: " I thought they went out of production years ago..."
Lewis: "Sorry, Martin Luther Kings"
Duff: "Forget it"
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