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Mixed mega sours

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.

Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah

by JimBob the Second of JapanIsle May 27, 2011


Mega Nerd

Someone Who Has Read All The Classics.
Someone Who Has Unthinkable Knowledge On The Bowel Movements Of Rats

Poppy Is A Mega Nerd Because He Has Unthinkable Knowledge On All Things Classic

by Megahertz February 01, 2024


Mega Startup

A gargantuan venture philanthropy project that is so large in its scope that it is bigger than any one corporation could possibly ever accomplish on its own, thereby requiring a collaborative effort merging large foundations, corporations, business visionaries, thought leaders, celebrities, musicians and athletes to come together to fuel its power.

Dude, did you hear about these new mega startups? They are like Cat 5 hurricanes in force. These entrepreneurs just keep moving the bar and getting bigger and bigger. WTF is that all about? How do they come up with this stuff?

by Dr Isaac September 19, 2018


MEGA-WHITE

A white person that eats kale, is a vegetarian or vegan, uses adult coloring books. They watch football but don't know the rules. They have trouble understanding or even condoning the slightest racist joke.

Did you see Sharon eating kale?
Yeah, she is Mega-White.

by Nvt2126 December 10, 2018


Mega fart

When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win

Sorry I'm late i was doing some mega farts

by November 10, 2020


Mega-blackhole

A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).

'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022


mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018