main mommy

The person in charge

That person is the main mommy

Mommy milkers evil susy balakala

Mimmu milkaer

ahahahahahh Mommy milkers evil susy balakala sussye sauchty

A Nice Mommy

Mother I’d Like to Fuck

Ski lift operator said to his friend “That’s a nice mommy..” as a hot blonde mom boarded.

Mommy maker

Penis. Raw dogging. Phallus. The organ used to start the baby making process. Member. Cock.

I think Julie wore out my Mommy maker on our honeymoon- baby is on the way!

Doing it like mommy

Drinking white wine

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.

Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700

Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?

Mommy Time

When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."

Kid is with grandma tonight. Mommy time ensues....