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Absent Money

Noun describing a lack of money, and/or state of debt.

Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.

by hindenburg II March 22, 2010


Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.

"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"

by MedeaDemonblood August 22, 2011


Money Grows

My negros.

While pointing at some trees, say in the most stereotypical Southern accent:

"Money grows on trees."

Whoa whoa hol' up the fuck u just said, nigga?

by Arnold Schwarze Nigger July 1, 2022


Cop money

One who seeks sexual relations with law enforcement to gain favor, personal advancement or access to further a career or studies. A person sexually attracted the power of the uniform, constructs of justice and badge, does not see officer as a person.

See also Holster Whore cop whore

That A. J. major has been on more ride alongs then classes this week, I bet Cop Money.

J spends a lot of time volunteering should move though the ranks quickly since becoming Cop Money.

The dispatcher was laid off for being cop money.

by misogynyisuglyonucollegegirl November 9, 2013


money action

the most elaborate yet practical concoction concieved of.It is completed in a short and limited amounted of time leaving the creator to use his vast imagination of various forigen objects in order to produce this effect

making a bong out of a toilet paper roll and some tin foil because thats all the materials you have at your disposel. That's a money action bong!

by chach nash December 11, 2003


money-match

A one off match/set in any head to head fighting game, in which either or both players put forth a certain amount of money to be awarded in full to the winner.

After the tournament, I money-matched in the hotel room till I could pay it off.

by tacatacat March 29, 2019


money damp

When you don't classify as extremely rich but have enough money to be a bawler!

I ain't no millionaire but my money damp so I still get what I want!

by Kuurt July 22, 2016