muff duff

an attractive girl. kind of based on Hilary Duff, although if you're calling Hilary Duff attractive you have to call her Hilary Muff because Muff Duff does not apply to her.

All the muff duffs live in French Canada.

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bluff muff

A girl that seems rather attractive wearing clothes, but during the fingering proccess, you find a rather dense rough region of pubic hair. Many ladies with ethnic background's share this common disorder.

Guy 1: wow have you seen that chick tania tonight?
Guy 2: Stay well away she is a genuine Bluff Muff
guy 1: You sure?
Guy 2: Very.

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muff lover

A male or female who enjoys or loves the female's genitals.

i love your muff!
i am a muff lover!

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Muff Sammich

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.

She would be a good Muff Sammich

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B Muff

The tightest man ever lived. The boss of all bosses.

Origin: Short for Bran Muffin. Term invented by Brown Rice.

Brown Rice: "duuuu what should we do tonight??"

Andrew: "how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?"

Brown Rice: "whoo??"

Both: "B MUFF!"

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Muff Buck

The act of two lesbians utilizing a double ended dildo or in some way stimulating each other through a raucous session of missionary position sexual intercourse.

Joe: I think Sarah and Jane are lesbians.
John: You think so?
Joe: Absolutuely!
John: I would love to wittness that Muff Buck.

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Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.

That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!

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