need any?

Typical drug dealer slang for "do you need any weed?"

Yo you need any?
Nah I just picked up some bud earlier.

U need therapy

A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.

1-ur mom
2-u need therapy

1-RAWR
2-get help

You need to kelly

when you need to fix up your face

dang girl you need to kelly

I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

a friend in need is a friend indeed

A person is genuinely dependable if they provide assistance during a trying time.

A truly dependable person proves themself to be a friend in need is a friend indeed, by always offering help during difficult times

Angel needs a stoopysticker

SHe keeps begging for stoopy stickers give her the fricking sticker

MORGAN WHERE IS MY STOOPY STICKERS? Angel needs a stoopysticker..

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No need to fuck commas

From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking

No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand

A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.

B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas