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It is a group of 5 frineds Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and their sensei, Master Splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.
I went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.
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When an author secretly signs his/her own books in a bookstore without the bookstore's knowledge.
Brandon Sanderson is ninja-signing books in airports.
The warping of time and space so that a real event happens after it theoretically should
an example of ninja lag, in anime is when swordsmen or ninja slash their swords at each other, sometimes they have time to put their sword back into the sheath and walk away before the other person is actually cut by the blade.
A term to describe a person who has the ability to sneak out of tight situations requiring the utmost delicacy without a squeak.
Man! That chick slid out of my bed like a ninja mouse.
A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict
That guy is a fucking Nipple ninja
An advertisement that appears out of nowhere, usually containing some sort of virus and/or clickbait.
"Aw shit, I was watching porn last night and a fucking ninja ad came up and I accidentally clicked it, and now my computer's got a virus."
After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.
Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?
I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!