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connie knows nothing

When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.

Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing

by lesbianofthelake December 7, 2019


I feel for everyone, then I feel nothing

I can relate to most people, but other times I hate them and am jealous. But I always try to remain a good person

I feel for everyone, then I feel nothing

by Death Menace June 3, 2022


Just nothing

Use i it when asked "HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD" and just give them a "r u serious right now bruh?" sort of look and say this.

Weird ahh guy: HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD??????????!!!!!!!!!1!

You: Just nothing

Weird ahh guy: WHAT!!???

You: J ̢̛͓͕̰̖̘͍̄̄̔́̾́́̕͝U ̭̞̱̮̝͔̭͉̦̓́͑̃̀̊́̓̀͑̀̕S̶̨̱̯͍̝̰͉̪̫̦͌̇̃Ţ̵̢̛̜̖̲̭̰̩̬̙̤͖̃̒̆̿̌̈́͛̆̌̌͘͜ ̴̢͍̯͙̝̫̭̞͓̯͍̍̆̂͘͝Ṋ̵̨̛̦͕͚̣̬̱̺̺͖̿̀̏͒̕̚͜͠O ̥͍̳̜̳̫̩̦̩̲͇̯̄͋̏́̃̅͋͒̚̕͠͝T ̧͈̲̙̬̬̼͈̙̬̲̓́̾͗̅̍̇͐͊̀͠H̴̡̱̩̪͈͉̘̮̜͕͉͔͚͛̀̌̍̚͘̕I̵̻̞̣̖̹͔̲̳̰̎͛̎̎̐̒̿́̕̕͜͠͝N̴͎̅̒̏̏͊͋̍͌̂͘̕̚͝Ģ̵̡͕̻͉̘̳̼̈́̉̌̓̒̂̽̓̊̅̚̚͘

by Human who breathes air June 17, 2024


Nothing but cord

When a shot in basketball goes very cleanly through the hoop without touching it. Similar to "Nothing but net."

LeBron James made a perfect shot. Nothing but cord.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 10, 2020


The 'Money for nothing' effect

If the hit song 'Money for nothing' by prolific rock group Dire Straits is played at a function, event or gathering, guests are required to shotgun a beverage before the intro of the song concludes. If no cans are available, guests must finish the remainder of their current drink in a timely manner.

The 'Money for nothing' effect
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.

Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"

by Downtempo Dan August 24, 2023


i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024


Worship of Nothing

The worshipers of nothing are finally destroyed by the Gods

Worship of Nothing is a spectatular read!

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021