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Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!
I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
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Also abbreviated BNMN
When you and your partner get butt ass naked and watch a movie together while relaxing, eating various snacks, and spooning.
May or may not lead to the act of intercourse before or after the film has begun. You also may or may not have to watch this same movie over again because attention was diverted else where.
Me and my girlfriend are having butt naked movie night tonight...we are going to watch The Wizard of Oz!!
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A contest among a group of men meant to determine which is the most gay. It starts with all of the participants stripping naked and standing in a circle facing each other. Each of them then takes turns striking body-building poses.
The contest continues until at least one of the participants gets an erection. The first to get an erection is thus assumed to be turned on by the group of naked men striking poses, and therefore deemed to be the most gay.
Nick: Hey, I'm bored.
Shawn: Me too.
Rick: Let's have a gay naked pose off!!! :-)
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A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.
Lets go see that naked jump rope guy.
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a challenge taken were the participants wrap as much tape on their dick as possible, and rip it off without getting hurt
Charles haley is the king of the the last naked warrior challenge
1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.
2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.
3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.
Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.
Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD
Also see "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"
Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's.
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*
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Where men and women get naked and play basketball with each other. There are two kinds of it. One where man and women play on the same team and the other where they play each other.
It is most often played at a secluded hang out by teen men and teen women.
Lets play mixed sex naked basketball.
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