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crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017


Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018


Fort Builder (of Nature)

A fort builder (of nature) is someone who builds forts/ makeshift huts from natural substances. You can see all sorts of these people on the internet. These people build a small housr from materials like sticks, miss, leaves, mud, etc...

The forest is my home. I just love to spend my free time out in the woods building forts; after all, I'm classified as a Fort Builder (of nature).

by Redonkulous Definitions November 22, 2021


Huffing some natural juice

Drinking alcohol

Weezy: Yo kanye wassup up genius - wuu2?

Kanye: Weezy man im just huffing some natural juice

by CalciumKid May 11, 2009


Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.

Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night

by trashy menace April 12, 2022


Going nature reserve with some monsters

buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.

Wanna come with me im going nature reserve with some monsters?

by MattN36 January 16, 2022


Mother Natured

When the time of the month approaches, and your husband ask you for some coochie and you tell him you've been "mother natured"!

Bitch, My husband asked me for some coochie and I went to freshen up and saw I got Mother Natured

by BabySagittarius2099 February 2, 2022