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crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017


Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018


Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.

Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night

by trashy menace April 12, 2022


Huffing some natural juice

Drinking alcohol

Weezy: Yo kanye wassup up genius - wuu2?

Kanye: Weezy man im just huffing some natural juice

by CalciumKid May 11, 2009


nature fucking

Having sex with your partner to become closer with each other and nature.

Bill: hey Linda tensions have been high lately, maybe we could take a trip and go nature fucking.

by Detroit Derrick April 3, 2016


Going nature reserve with some monsters

buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.

Wanna come with me im going nature reserve with some monsters?

by MattN36 January 16, 2022


natural lifer

Someone who is sentenced a life long prison sentence or have an extremely long prison sentence.

Daryl is a natural lifer since he murdered 4 people. He isn't getting out any time soon.

by Deez robot nuts May 6, 2022