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a show which peaked in quality several months before it was ever shown on television. Since then it has undergone a gradual decline in quality.
Person A: What are you watching?
Person B: Skins.
Person A *turns off TV*
Person B: Wow! I can suddenly see the infinite number of better things I could be doing!
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A person of the male sex that is believed to have little or no penis. It is believed that this persons skin folds over their private square to show an area similar to the "Ken Doll's". Their private area will look like a litteral "Skin Jock".
When your chirping a friend you can say, hey man at leaste I don't have a skin jock.
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The uncomfortable stubble rash on a girlie chin following a lengthy snogging session with her fella
Adele accused Nick of not shaving often enough when she realised she had chin skin for the 3rd time in a week
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The remains of a cigarette after it has been split open and its contents used to roll a joint (mainly cannabis).
i.e The filter and the bit of white paper that has been licked down one side.
Someone had to come up with a name for it, as it was potentially as incriminating as a pack of king size Rizla, or worse a joint butt, and worse still - your stash of hash !!
The memory of exactly how this came into existence is somewhat hazed, due to being very stoned at the time. Driving through Waltham-Stow in the back of a smokey white Ford Sierra circa 1991 - 1993 comes to mind.
Shit it's the cops !!! hide all the evidence and don't forget the Waltham-skins !!!
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Something you call your best mate defining brotherhood.
Dude, lay off ,he's my second skin, you mess with him you mess with me.
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The proper name for a fist or hand that has been placed in someones throat, making said fist or hand a cork of skin. A common title in Canada.
Canadians are always putting their skin corks down my throat and I find it rather bothersome. I don't want a cork of skin in my throat, it is gross.
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A disorder that causes one's anus to open when the eyes are shut.
Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.
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