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Used to signify complete superiority over another, using the mathematic symbol for "greater thatn."
<destroya> me > you.
<nekura> D:
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1)oral sex, generally on a female 2)expression of anger or disgust
1)I can never cum from manual stimulation, so I always have Patrick eat me. 2)I told the old bitch to eat me when she cut me off at the light.
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An expression used to simply indicate one's desire to manage their life in any manner which they prefer. It can be applied to various scenarios in which the individual places an emphasis on his choice to take any course of action which he pleases.
- Yo, do you still talk with that girl you used to go out with?
Hell no bro, Im doin me.
- You still caught up in that drama?
Nah man, Im doin me.
- Do you still do business with them
C'mon bro, those guys don't know anything about making money. Im doin me.
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Someone so self absorbed that no one else matters. Every bad event in their life must have a reason that excuses it.
If my child gets in trouble at school, it's because the teacher hates them.
If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.
If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.
If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.
If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
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This expression means to extend one’s cordial invitation to another individual. This request could be to “link up” but also to ask for a service or a product through such a catch-phrase.
“Bro, link me that Calvin coupon”
“What time will you be free, link me!”
“Link a mans; it’s been a minute!”
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Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors
RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)
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to un-aggressively stalk or constantly bug a person; over aggressively peruse another individual of interest.
I met a girl last week and we exchanged contact info and now she won't stop sweating me.
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