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To change something in a way so subtly that the changes goes unnoticed.
Derrick: "Notice anything different?"
Ron: "No, what happened?"
Derrick: "I obama changed my whole living room, I moved that picture three inches to the right"
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Referring to the leader of one's own bromocracy, a title reserved for the choicest of bros; Also, the proper term for addressing the 44th president of the United States, Barack Obama, in social get-togethers.
Just when I thought this bronanza couldn't get any sweeter, here comes my main man, Brorock Obama!
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A phone that someone purchased during the Obama presidency and is severely outdated
a: why doesnt twitter work 😡😡😡
b: your obama phone is running android 4.0 and is over a decade old
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When a 8 year old has changed nothing in his/her life.
an Obama baby can be an 8 year old child that changed nothing
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The Chrysler 300C that President Obama drove when he
was Senator of Illinois. The 300c caused Obama alot of
controversy because while visiting Detroit,Obama stressed that American car manufacturers need to build fuel efficent
cars, to keep up with the import auto makers. The media
crucifed him in the press for driving a gas pig V-8 Hemi! Obama traded it for a Ford hybrid Escape. The 300c ended up on Ebay for a 10 day auction on January 10th 2009, 5 days before the inauguration the 300c was going for $1,500,000 before pranksters bidded $999,999,999 which forced Ebay to end the auction! With the media covering the auction, it was the most watched Ebay auction in history! The 300c never sold and is still for sale!
Did you see Obamas 300c was going for over $1,500,000?
"The sale of this car could have bailed out Chrysler" quote
of comedian Jay Leno
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An ass-eating savage that runs a Facebook page by the same name. He is a Latino from the Spanish Harlem in Bronx, NY whose started his humble Facebook page of 100< followers and since then has grown steadily but surely to over 500,000. He typically posts memes found on ifunny and other places on the internet, and is known for his dank memes, love of bacon and booty, and satirical statuses about life and humanity. He was also responsible for rapper Lupe Fiasco recently taking the L over a Twitter beef between Bardock and his followers, known as the Booty Squad/Bardashians.
Posting this for now until someone that is less lazy and who has more time to be writing Urbandictionary definitions for internet socialites decides to write a more in-depth one.
Lupe Fiasco was rekt by Bardock Obama and his followers last night on Twitter after Bardock bodied Fiasco in a game of Street Fighter V.
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To tell bold faced lies to a large audience of people who believe in you, fully knowing that your going to screw them over in the end.
Employee: "I can't believe that our CEO just got away with telling the entire company that our future is secure; we all know that he just sold all of his stock, it was on MSNBC!"
Employee 2: "What a Sneaky Obama, we're pretty much screwed aren't we?"
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