A professional, working office woman with a stern and frequently bitchy attitude. She isn't afraid to use business processes and policies to get the job done.
Stand up participant 1: "How did you go with the contract negotiation?"
Stand up participant 2: "Oh, I got what I needed -- I channeled my inner White Office Bitch (WOB)"
Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.
When you are an Investment Banker on Wall Street and go to a club/bar with the intention of getting hammered after a long week of work.
Paul: "Are you going to the club later?"
Jeremy: "Yeah I'm gonna get Front Office Faded (FOF)"
Paul: "Wow, Jeremy is so cool because he is in the Front Office of a major financial institution , and is about to go to a club"
Used in a situation where you haven't done anything cool or unique, and your day was as boring as ever; but it also can be used in awesome situations, like when your buddy Person 1 sees you parachuting off of the 2nd floor.
TL;DR: Synonymous with "same shit, different day".
Person 1: So, how was your day?
Person 2: Just another day at the office.
Sam: Jesus, they worked you over good. You all right?
Nathan: Just another day at the office.
A safety patrol officer is your pot supplier you go to before you have a safety meeting.
"Hey dude, I'll be back. I gotta see the safety patrol officer"
"Sweet, then we can have a safety meeting when you get back."
A person who feels the need to correct every wrong word you say including pronunciation
my wife could get a job as a VCO Vocabulary Corrections Officer
when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk
policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"
whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"