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The show's been taking itself too seriously for the past few seasons. It's still funny, and it's gotten better in the latest season, but half the time it seems they're more interested in making uninsightful social commentary than in being funny.
I quickly change the channel whenever the Pledge of Allegiance/pedophile priests episode of "South Park" comes on.
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The term "south poles" refers to a woman whos breasts are sagging so much that the nipple points straight down. South poles refers specifically to the nipple, not the whole boob.
That girls boobs look like grapefruits in a pillow case, I bet she has some south poles.
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South Jersey is the mentally slower part of the great state of New Jersey. After going to college in South Jersey after I had been raised in North Jersey, I realized I had to take it down several notches on speed of thought, expression AND action to be able to relate to South Jersians at all, as did most other North Jersians I encountered.
Me: "Where are my cigarettes?"
South Jersey WaWa attendant: "Oh, I didn't get to them yet, I am still working on your Lottery Tickets."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry I am from North Jersey and forgot where I was. My bad."
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The ghetto version of st.charles. it is filled with desginer this and designer that but most of it is not real.
oh my god, i love your purse! is it real?
no
oh you must be from south elgin
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South Dakota isn't the best place to live. I'll give you that. The weather sucks ass and we're not famous for much. But I've lived here in the same state, in the same house, on the same farm/ranch for my whole life. (I'm 14) It's my home, and I love it. We have our rednecks. But so what? We have great hunting and fishing here. And we don't have a population of 7 people, so stop being fucking stupid. We actually have 800,000 people here. We're not that populated, but everyone in this state is friendly and welcoming. Strangers are friendly and will wave instead of flipping you off. The scenary's very pretty. Our cities aren't very big, but then again I don't like big cities very much. We have the same technology and live the same way as everyone else. We have the badlands, Mount Rushmore (And NO, we don't gloat about it), the Black Hills, the Bike Rally in Sturgis, caves, and a lot more. Sorry we don't have a bunch of sky-scrapers or a million people. It's a great place and if you weren't so high and mighty about your own state, and how much better you are then us, then don't fucking come here assholes.
If you don't like South Dakota, piss off. Tourists annoy the shit out of me anyway.
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When everything goes wrong while having sex. Having multiple, often hilarious, mishaps while love-making. In other words, when a single fuck becomes a cluster fuck.
While getting on top of your partner, you accidentally check her in the jaw. Then, while repositioning, you almost throw her off the bed. Next, you get a bloody nose and bleed all over her. Finally, when returning to the bedroom, you bring only a single sheet of paper towel to clean up, and your lover sneers, "Really? What the hell? Is this the dirty south?"
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south haven is inbetween portage and valparaiso indiana. it has its own zip code, the mailing address of valparaiso, and the phone number of wheeler. its the hood. there is also "new" south haven and "old" south haven.
i live in south haven, the have.
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