Pan-tard

A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.

The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.

Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"

Three pans

Pansexual-Panromantic-Pangender.
A term to describe pansexual-panromantic-pangender entities.

The opposite of three pans is AAA battery.

Human 1: Are you three pans?
Human 2: Yes I am three pans. What about you Human 3?
Human 3: No I'm an AAA battery.
Human 4: I'm six pans.
Human 1: What?
Pankin 1: it means pansexual-panromantic-pangender-panplatonic-panamorous-pankin.
Neko 1: あああ、はい
Neko 2:

getting panned

To get high

Off your face/tits

I'm going to drop a boat load of codiene and get panned.

I'm getting panned on cocaine.

Panning Heads in

Assaulting ones enemy with a pan of some vartiety

"Dan, Wez called you a snake"
"Arrrr I'm gonna start panning heads in"

pubg pan

An overpowered cast iron pan that can block .338 lapua in game, yet in real life, can’t stop a .45 ACP

Jay: Dude how did you not die?

Bryan: The guy hit the pan

Jay: The PUBG pan is OP

lucy the pan

Lennon's best friend needs a boyfriend or girlfriend the best person ever

omg I love you Lucy the pan

pan-metric idealism

A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.

The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.

Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.

The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.