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Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.
"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."
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A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.
While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!
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The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.
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To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.
I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!
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The day that most call Thursday...
"Dude, I can't wait for No Pants Wonderday!"
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A synonymn for a boner or male erection.
Watching all the Death Wish movies in a day gave Jim, a high ranking NRA member, a pant cylinder.
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Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.
Zander: "Let's go outside"
DJ: "Lemme get on a pair of mah battle pants first"
Zander: "KAY."
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