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Group of kids (normally between 10-16 years old) who hang out at the town's parks, playing on playground equipment meant for kids half their age. These kids are usually the ones who leave cigarette butts on the slide, spraypaint "fuck yew" on the halfpipe, and yell "you're not my mother/father" when any adult asks them to make room for the little kids.
Typically lowlifes from shitty families, these kids have zero going for them and are just biding time at the parks before they grow up and get assigned an inmate number at one of our fine correctional institutions.
Kid: "Daddy, can we go to the park and ride our bikes."
Dad: "No way. There's too much park trash hanging around there. I might end up beating the shit out of one of them."
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A hilarious comedy show about Eric Cartman, Kyle Brofloski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick living in a redneck town called South Park. It shows what it is like living in a small town and often involves social commentary. However, the show gets very preachy when it makes fun of politics by promoting their own. Other than that, its awesome!
Watch South Park! You will die laughing.
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My religion.
Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.
Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!
Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.
Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
Token: Plays the bass expertly Oh, goddammit.
south park rocks :)
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just like rock star parking or 'prime parking'; when one finds the perfect parking space, right next to or in front of the entrance to wherever he or she is going.
Hey look, there's a space right in front of the bar we're going to. Grab it!
Princess parking, nice!
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My tv Bible...this show rules along w/ Simpsons and Malcom In the Middle
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A place where the only two things one can do is sleep with prostitutes or get stoned. Cops don't do jackshit and like to spend their time at the local strip club, the only good time one can have in a town like this is at San Gennaros and that's because Long Beach kids like to start shit.
The rich people that live in Harbor Isle can get away with murder because their parents are lawyers. People get shot in the head in front of the Middle School and no one seems to think this is a problem. The town is full of Guidos that are ignorant tools and are proud of being Italian when they're only a quarter percent, and the girls are ALL whores with bad dyed blonde hair. Everyone knows everyone. If you get in trouble Uptown, chances are your mom will know within five minutes.
Our "beach" is filled with trash from when Oil City leaked and is technically a marsh. The giant hill by Peter's Clam Bar happens to be made from left over trash over the years. Island Park forever reeks of trash, low tide, and the unwashed. Our school almost sank until they figured out that maybe they should fix it. Island Park seems to have a hatred of most Oceanside and Long Beach kids for no reason. The Bar uptown caters to the lowest of the low, and the man illegal immigrants seem to think it's ok to rob other people.
Everyone cares about other peoples appearances, everyone is in everyone's business and gossips about others because their lives are so fucking boring. If you don't go to Church, you're gossiped about and suddenly become a whore who goes to Plantation Motel to make a quick buck. Our senators are hypocrites that cheat on their wives with whores. Everyone knows each other by their last names.
A lot of kids are either dead, drugged out in rehab, or are living at home when they're still 30 years old. And yet many of the rich people seem to think their town is perfect. A perfect example of ignorance and how oblivious others are to what's going on in their "bubble".
Above all else, a place to avoid unless you want to score good drugs. Otherwise you're screwed if you want to actually want to do something with your life.
kid 1: yo what do you want to do today?
Kid 2: lets smoke up
Kid 1: aiight
typical Island Park kids
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One of the skeeziest places in northern virginia thats full of drug dealing, designer bag toting, abercrombie wearing, alcoholic kids who outspend daddy's bank accounts and think theyre hott because of it.
OMG that girl is SO, osbourn park.
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