When someone dislocates your jaw and puts a pineapple down your throat or up your anus
Oh do you like pineappling?~
The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.
He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.
When you accidentally kill yourself on Dreamland in Super Smash Bros. Melee. This is due to the fact that the bottom of the stage looks like a pineapple.
Aw man, I missed my up-b and accidentally pineappled myself
Your turn is over. It's time for you to stop talking.
We will all take turns presenting. You'll each have 10 minutes and and after that you'll be pineappled. Then it will be someone elses turn.
(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own