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Police officer

The guys dt drooling over the 10 year old boys wishing to deflower and cavity search them as young as a 1 year old boy or girl with their chrome extension baton sometimes puts infants in microwaves Denys parental rights without court and regularly found loitering

The scariest thing in the galaxy the Police officers peace extends to deflowering & getting blown by 5 year old boysand raping their ass as depicted on toe as advertised on google

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022


Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

by Police cop dog January 27, 2023


Police Station Burnride

The act of 4 cannabis enthusiasts taking a trip to the police station in an automobile, each with a fully packed bong.

The driver then honks the horn 3 times, and the reeferheads must finish their bowls and drive off before the police come outside.

Hey esè, wanna go on Police Station Burnride Holmes?

Yeahhh mannn that sounds dank!!

by chortleBagChungus April 12, 2024


D-policing

Telling a male how to use his reproductive organ or who to date.

Please stop d-policing me! I can date whoever I want. The guys friends were d-policing his social life with rude comments of the women he chose to date.

by March 27, 2024


Ophelia, call the police

A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.

Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."

by smolmua November 1, 2020


Petty Police

A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
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The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.

by RLKI November 29, 2017


Jammy Police

A group of police ran by Jammy Boye. They find anyone using non-pg family friendly terms and give them the ban hammer

Me: uses non pg family friendly joke
Jammy Police: NEE NAW NEE NAW BANNED XD LMAO GOTEM

by krispturtle September 8, 2018