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Woman says to man in bar: "Eww, keep your dirty pork knife away from me!"
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A low quality restaurant with large portions of food; usually a buffet.
The whole family is going to the pork 'n puke for Thanksgiving dinner.
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(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself
"Eat my pork, bitch!"
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Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out
Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!
Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.
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This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...
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When a person performs fellatio with Pop Rocks in their mouth.
Guy: Hey bitch, come give me that Indiana Pork Crackler.
Girl: Have any Pop Rocks?
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the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.
After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.
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