Pussy Shave

When a girl puts cream on her pussy and shaves the pubic hair off.

Chad : So Kiersten what are you doing tonight?
Kiersten: I don't know I thought about doing a Pussy Shave cause Ive been so busy fucking you every night I haven't had a chance to do it in weeks!
Chad : That would be nice your bush has been getting caught in my mouth when I go down on you and almost makes me gag!
Kiersten : Fuck You Asshole!
Chad : Hey there's a thought I can fuck you in the ass while your doing your Pussy Shave!
Kiersten : Fine knock yourself out!

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Pussy-Footn'

1)adj. The act of using ones brake pedal excessively, usually while driving down hills or in the case of Washintonians; while merging into traffic. An inherent problem with Western Washington drivers who don't understand the capabilities/limits of their own vehicles.

2)adj. The act of being a crying-bitch about something.

1) DudeA: Dude! Doesn't that car have all-wheel-drive!? Why is he using the brakes so much!?
DudeB: Another Pussy-Footn' Washintonian...

2) WA Driver: OMG! I better brake when I start to merge into traffic!
DudeA: Quit Pussy-Footn' and hit the gas!!!

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pussy cueing

Playing snooker while using a females pussy as a rest or for general play, the lady lies down on the table and u slide the cue upon the top of the vagina till steady, than take your shot and hope you pot the pink and not the brown

Wanna game of snooker , Emma said she's up for some pussy cueing , as long as we don't pot the brown

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pussy patch

The rear seat on a crotch rocket, generally reserved for the current girlfriend.

You can ride on my pussy patch anytime honey.

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woods pussy

An old term used for a skunk.

Nina said "I smell a woods pussy"

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pussy slop

A conglomeration of vaginal secretions that ooze before, during, or after intercourse, perhaps due to forceful coitus, a physiological malfunction, or quite possibly "the chlamydia."

"I banged those bitches so hard, it was crazy."
"You talkin about Brittany and Sam?"
"Yeah, their pussy slop got all over my pizza."

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Pussy Grip

pussy grip - (noun), the extreme gripping or protrusion of the labia from being stretched tightly around an extremely large, girthy penis. More prevalent with females possessing large, roast beef curtains type pussy flaps.

I was banging MacKayla last night, man, her pussy grip is out-mutha-fukken-standing! Her walls and pussy lips was grabbing my shit so hard, I was plannin' on pulling out but I ended up busting inside her...

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