Jew-Ray Disc

When a Jewish person goes to blockbuster, rents a blu ray disc and rips/burns them with their computer. Then then either watch the movies later or gives them out to friends. This helps Jews save money.

Tim: "Here's Harry Potter Rabbi Tim"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "A 20 dollar movie! How expensive!"
Tim: "It's a Jew-Ray Disc!"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "Ahh God will Thank You for this"

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rachael ray sux

A funny, and often misunderstood Livejournal community dedicated to bashing Rachael Ray.

Dude, go to the Rachael Ray Sux board. It's so funny!

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Billy Ray Cyrus

A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!

Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.

I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"

-Bill Hicks

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Ray Charles-ing

-Verb
A sex act; where in which after preforming fellatio the female will spit the semen at the males eyes and scream "GEORGIA ON MY MIND!" while punching him in the shin (given he has one).

"Oh girl he may be into super soaking ho's...but tonight I'll be Ray Charles-ing that half-breed."

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sex-ray vision

the ability to tell when somebody is aroused when they are hiding it, for example over the phone.

Don't lie to Superman, he's got sex-ray vision

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ray charles

a shooter half green chartruise half jose cuervo with a dash of tobasco sauce. Often drank by drunk people to get more drunk quickly.

it's 10 mins til closing! Ray Charles? *pointing*

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Ray the flying Squirrel

A character from the sonic universe and is good friends with mighty the armadillo

Omg bro I love ray the flying squirrel

Shut the fuck up