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When you spit chewing tobacco juice on each other during a sexual encounter.
I gave my old lady a redneck bukkake last night!
A person who punches walls shortly after being dumped.
Yo, you hear about how that one Redneck punched the wall after his girlfriend left him?
Yeah he had a Redneck Tantrum
Redneck Princess, She is Redneck when she is mad her whole face and neck turns red, but She is Pretty as and as intelligent as a Princess. She loves Jesus and is not afraid to show it. Since 1999.
She can run with the guys an keep up with them an is beautiful doing it. She owns her own truck and can work on it herself. She also drives her own Semi Truck, ikes the Truck Stops because she meets lots of different people.
Since 1999
Her Citizens Band Radio handel is Redneck Princess, she also uses it for her online accounts.
“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball
My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.
An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.
Appearance fishermen at first glance they might talk very idiotically, they're usually intellectually challenged. And they have very little of common sense as they are derived from social life during the day of fishing, the average fisherman have a dental issues. Also they only wear boots.
Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.
Person 1: I can hear a redneck somewhere
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq