ripped off

This is when you are expecting a lare sum of money from your parents for working all summer, and you dont get any of it because your parents dont love you.

Jon H: hey it is time for my money.
Lisa H: I think not.
Bob H: You got owned Jon
Jon H: Man i got ripped off.

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eggy rip

A particularly bad smelling fart, which takes on the odour of rotten eggs. erived from the slang of the year 2000 yr 6s of Ingeton Middle.

My god, what an eggy rip!

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rip stain

A crap stain in your pants. Often people will use this when trying to degrade other human beings

You little rip stain I outta smack you

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Big rip

When a very unfortunate event occurs and you don’t know to declare, “oof, big sad, and Rest In Peace,” all at once, just say , “big rip.”

-BRUH!! I just stepped on the PE wet locker room floor, that’s fuckin’ DISGUSTANG!!

-oof, that’s a big rip!!

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Flip and rip

You've extolled how much better the sex will feel without a condom on. You've lied profusely about getting a STD test within the last week (which you either did not get or did get and subsequently failed). You even promised to pull out. But to no avail, she still insists that you "wrap it up".

You begrudgingly agree to put on the latex raincoat, and then proceed to pleasure her in the missionary position. After a few minutes, you suggest switching it up with some doggy style. As she FLIPs over and assumes her position on all fours, she will be distracted and unable to see the events that are about to unfold behind her. In one swift and discreet motion, you RIP the rubber off and throw it in that crack between the bed and the wall (where it wont be found immediately after). Then you proceed to raw dog her like you wanted to do in the first place. Congratulations my friend. You have successfully completed the flip and rip.

Bonus points if you don't pull out and insist a few months later that she got pregnant because she had sex with some other guy, and thereby absolve yourself of any responsibility in the matter.

You: "She wouldn't have sex with me unless I used a condom."
Your friend: "That sucks bro, I hate condoms."
You: "Me too. So I put one on and then did a flip and rip."

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Bong rips

The meaning of life, the reason why we do the things we do

We go to school so we can go home to take bong rips

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V-rip

The V-rip is but one of the many ways to destroy a piece of paper. You perform the V-rip by placing a piece paper on a flat, hard surface and then stand on it with both feet touching together. You then swivel your feet apart from eachother at the heel, forming a "V" and thus a rip in the paper.

Dude I cheated on the S.A.T. and they fookin V-ripped my shit

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