After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
When your friend and you are expressive, "๐บ" .
"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!๐บ"
"Why would he lieeee??? ๐บ๐บ jokes free he's the fried type guy ๐บ it's never you."
That would be a Rod Haul.
An activity like fishing, without putting bait on rigs or even getting your rod out the ute down the wharf.
Yes marina, matt didnt go fishing, he went rodding and wont take shitties off his hooks cause they spikey
A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.
I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.
A condom.
I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
What, no love after I sunk that 12-footer?
Thats an A-Rod, good for nothing