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When multiple penises are in one anus
Her asshole is so big,gasp, I wonder if she got a Russian Enima
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Step 1. You and somebody with crabs must empty out a tall freezer.
Step 2. Get in empty freezer. (You have to be in a freezer so it will be cold like Russia.)
Step 3. Have her do a handstand.
Step 4. Lift her up so where you are doing 69
Step 5. Dig in.
Congratulations you have now had a successful Russian Crabpot. Now I would recomend shaving.
Guy 1). Dude im so cold and my face itches.
Guy 2). Whoa what happened?
Guy 1). The Russian Crabpot happened.
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A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours vodka into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.
-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Russian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!
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this is when you take a shit into a condom, throw the condom filled with a turd into the freezer. You wait until the shit freezes and becomes hard like a dildo and u stick it in your girl.
Tyrome- yo guess wat i did last night to my girl!
Dillard- what tyrome what?!?!
Tyrome- i gave her a russian igloo!!
Dillard- YAY!! i hope to one day achieve that level of excellence!!
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Can only be performed by old russian men. The russian waterslide is the act of attending a water park and penetrating young prey, of your choice while riding down a waterslide all while the arm is elbow deep in the anoose of the young prey wowza
Russian Man:"alright alex, time for a russian waterslide"
Alex: "AYE PAPI "
* screams heard throughout the country
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Its when you take a hit from a blunt and you exhale slowly and inhale through your nose and then over and over again
Yo dog u see snoop dogg doing the russian puff i taught him that....
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A sexual act involving three willing partners, two of whom must be male. One of the chaps doffs his trousers, while the second penetrates him from behind - both are standing up. The third member of this unholy trinity then performs oral sex on the man who is being penetrated. The origin of the term is unknown, but there may be a tenuous Rasputin link.
Percy had never been much of a one for threesomes, but at least in a Russian roasting he got to see the end of Will & Grace.
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