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The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"
Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"
Girl 1 - "Course I did!"
*enter Ewan*
Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"
Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"
*Rusty shafting comences*
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when you fuck a girl in the ass and don't wipe off the fecal matter. The next morning she gives you a blowjob.
Guy 1: that chick last night gave me a rusty ralph today.
Guy 2: No way man
Guy 3: pretty fucked up, i know
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When a ladies anus is hairy with peices of shit in it, and a man penetrates it anyway.
HE DEFINATELY GOT THE OL' RUSTY BURGER LAST NIGHT.
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Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it
"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."
A sexual experience involving one man getting his balls sucked on while he sodomizes a third party.
Then, Anne gave me a rusty pouch while I gave it hard to Christina.
Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.
Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.
After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.
Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot