Add Salt To Injury

Making an injury worse rub salt in the wound often confused with "add insult to injury" which is dumb only dumb people say that

Wow Jacob way to add salt to injury

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salt-o-matic

1.Rich in salt, 'salt-filled', generally used to describe particularly salty popcorn. Originally used by Mr. Pete Reed, comedic, slang term for salty
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!

"This popcorn is salt-o-matic! - I'm going to die early!"

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dirty salt shaker

Dipping your anus over your girls face while she's laying down and allowing her tongue to enter the anal cavity

"Me and my girl did the most ultimate dirty salt shaker"

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salt and pepper head

Someone with both dandruff and lice.

Amy:Why are you breaking up with me?
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.

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go pound salt

Originated in the salt mine making crystals from rock form. Midwestern homos sometimes use "go pound sand" for this phrase but they are wrong.

Person:"Hey, Do you need any help taking those off"?
Other person: "Nah, why don't you just go pound salt!"

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Salt Line

When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt

Person 1: I got salt line on my shoes
Person 2: Dude, that's gross!

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Avocado toast with salt

You feel less basic now, but you're really not

Why did you put salt on your avocado toast

Because avocado toast with salt is less basic

FU

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