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March 18th. The Day After. Especially on college campuses.
Frank asked his prof to bump his midterm back to "man, just any day but Saint Gastric's Day."
The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?
You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
Someone who is very musically talented with a gentle melodic voice, friendly with a loving touch and a great kisser. Some might say you will feel like they’ve known you for years.
See that guy right there? He just feels like… a Sainte.
Someone who is very musically talented with a gentle melodic voice, friendly with a loving touch and a great kisser. Some might say you will feel like they’ve known you for years.
See that guy right there? He just feels like… a Sainte.
Someone who is very musically talented with a gentle melodic voice, friendly with a loving touch and a great kisser. Some might say you will feel like they’ve known you for years.
See that guy right there? He just feels like… a Sainte.
June 16th, where people celebrate Saint Jeremiah, who shot 16 people. People found his body filled with bullets.
Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.
Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019
Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker