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Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.
John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?
Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
They may be Salti and they may be a nerd, But they tend to be amazing an awesome. Salti Nerds are Completely lovable and huggable, ready to cuddle at all times and is always loving and kind.
Everyone wants to cuddle our Salti Nerd
When ur a god at skating they call u a “salty rat” founded by Ricky rat
“Man did u see that steely nollie laser bs crook”
“ ye bro that’s a salty rat right there for sure”
When a person is being extra pissy, aka salty.
"Joshua is pissed that I didn't go down on him. He is such a Salty Walter."
A $5 bill that has been ejaculated on for any reason
Often given to strippers
I gave that stripper a salty abe
When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong
This term was derived in North Hills
dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass
A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.
You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?