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Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.
John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?
Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
They may be Salti and they may be a nerd, But they tend to be amazing an awesome. Salti Nerds are Completely lovable and huggable, ready to cuddle at all times and is always loving and kind.
Everyone wants to cuddle our Salti Nerd
Bella’s that don’t like the definition of Dirty Bella
Salty Bella downvoted the definition of Dirty Bella
This is the term used when someone gives you an insult and a compliment in the same sentence. Salty comes from inSULT and mint comes from compliMENT.
"Wow! That's the most interesting thing you've ever said to me"
"You just gave me a salty mint, sir"
-Its a compliment because you like the thing they just said but also a insult because everything they said before is terrible.
When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.
"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."
"Sounds like it hurts"
"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"
A $5 bill that has been ejaculated on for any reason
Often given to strippers
I gave that stripper a salty abe
When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong
This term was derived in North Hills
dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass