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While having anal or doggy style sex with a girl, enjoying a lobster or other various seafood off the flat of the girl's back.
I've had my fair share of sea-food in the past, but just had the best sea-food dinner with your mom in my life.
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the greatest attorney that ever lived, who lives by sea and likes the popeye character the sea hag.
I'm sea hag and just won my case.
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Having sex with a girl on her period.
Sticking your penis in a girl who has a "sea" of blood.
Joe:"Yo man, that bitch is fine and I wanna do her, but shes on her period!"
Bill: "It look's like you should go part the red sea."
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To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island
That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!
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When someone needs to take such a large dump that the resulting pile of feces rises above the water level of the toilet.
My bathroom smelled so bad since my roommate's shit was above sea level.
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Scum. A team full of grubs and shit cunts
I hate Steve Matai he is a dog but so are most of the Manly Sea Eagles
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Defecating into a toilet, the ocean, the lake, or any water anywhere.
I ate a taco bell, and the next morning I really had to bury Osama at sea, but the toilet was out of order.
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