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Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.
Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"
Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
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Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.
Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
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Swagger that you get because either you are with someone that's got swag, or from borrowing someone's clothing or accessories that gets your swag on.
1. Sally: Whoa, Alex, I never thought you were very cool, but after seeing you and Soulja Boy together, I have to admit, you've got swagger!
Alex: Thanks, but its mostly second hand swagger.
2. Alex: Hey Soulja Boy, could i borrow some bling bling? I need to impress some ladies at the mall tonight with my swagger.
Soulja Boy: Sure man! Get your second hand swagger on!
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Basically, it states that it is impossible for entropy to decrease in a closed system.
"So you say the second law of thermodynamics disproves organic evolution, do you? Do you even know what the FIRST law is?"
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~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.
"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."
First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."
Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."
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The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists of closing the porn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to cum. Not a good feeling.
Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.
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When you believe you are taking a girl's virginity, but find out later she had lost it already
I got second harvest on this girl last night... It's was great, until it wasn't
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