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September 6th

National Vasectomy(the snip day)

Hey did you hear it’s September 6th, it’s nationally Vasectomy day , i’ll be getting mine today how about you ?

by founddd September 6, 2021


September 6th

All people born in september behave just like if they have adhd wich alot don't have. It's just called a september-kid and this behavior is most extreme if the person's birthday is september 6th. And no september-kid are smart.

Mom: Hi doc I think my kid has adhd.
Doc: If you don't mind me asking, why?
Mom: He is behaving like so and doesn't have varry good grades in school.
Doc: When is he's birthday?
Mom: September 6th, why?
Doc: Oh I see, he is a september-kid.
Mom: Oooh, thanks for the help doc
Kid: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee...

by EWNA February 5, 2022


September 1st

The day where you have to give your s/o your sweatshirt for the day.

“ hey it’s September 1st. “
“ what does that mean? “
it means you give me your sweatshirt and i give you mine for the day “

by Soarrow<3 August 31, 2021


September 1st

National Yorknew City Day: So it’s basically to celebrate the day when Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and Leorio go to Yorknew city :>

Person: Guess what day it is? What? It’s September 1st! The day when Gon, Killua, Leorio, And Kurapika go to Yorknew City!

by Glossyr0sez October 6, 2021


September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders

Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!

by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020


September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders

Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!

by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020


squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is

You girls getting ready to start squirting September?

by Annskd December 2, 2017