National Vasectomy(the snip day)
Hey did you hear it’s September 6th, it’s nationally Vasectomy day , i’ll be getting mine today how about you ?
All people born in september behave just like if they have adhd wich alot don't have. It's just called a september-kid and this behavior is most extreme if the person's birthday is september 6th. And no september-kid are smart.
Mom: Hi doc I think my kid has adhd.
Doc: If you don't mind me asking, why?
Mom: He is behaving like so and doesn't have varry good grades in school.
Doc: When is he's birthday?
Mom: September 6th, why?
Doc: Oh I see, he is a september-kid.
Mom: Oooh, thanks for the help doc
Kid: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee...
The day where you have to give your s/o your sweatshirt for the day.
“ hey it’s September 1st. “
“ what does that mean? “
“ it means you give me your sweatshirt and i give you mine for the day “
National Yorknew City Day: So it’s basically to celebrate the day when Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and Leorio go to Yorknew city :>
Person: Guess what day it is? What? It’s September 1st! The day when Gon, Killua, Leorio, And Kurapika go to Yorknew City!
Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!
Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!
(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is
You girls getting ready to start squirting September?