Patel Shake

Once finished with filling gas at the pump the act of turning the gas nozzle at a 180 degree angle so that the hose is in front of your face, then shaking the hose in a circular manner until every last drop of gas is in your tank.

Anil Kapoor: Hey Rajesh what are you doing there?

Rajesh Patel: Just getting every last drop of gas out for my cheap ass, you know the ole "Patel Shake."

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shake and bake

While plugging smoe snapper on the beach, the art of yanking the meat flute out, shoving it into the sand, and going right back in the baby chute.

Mike: Hey, i went out with Courtney last night and we hit North Avenue Beach.

Jed: Did you do the shake and bake on her?

Mike: Damn straight kid, there was sand all up in her snatch and she was pissed!

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Shamrock Shake

a cum shot

She took the shamrock shake to the fact

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milk shake

When a girls cums and a guy drinks it threw a straw!

When the girl is really horny this happens

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Milk Shake

Having sex with a woman from behind while she is breast feeding a baby or another adult.

I gave the wife a Milk Shake while she was feeding the kid.

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chocolate shake

After squeezing out a nice nig biscuit, one proceeds to take the head of an unsuspecting victim and perform what is known as a swirly on the freshly crapped poo.

person1- yo man, why you got all the shit on your face
person2- this douchebag just gave me a chocolate shake
person1- you smell like shit

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shake life

An incredibly stupid term used by the majority of the colored population meaning to party, "shake things up", or is sassy. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together would not use this term EVER.

"Did you hear bout dat party dis weekend?"
"Yeah mayne. We gon' shake lifeeee"

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