A type of humor system that hits close to home, very quickly, and meant to catch you off guard, alike to a shotgun pass in football. Oh, yeah it’s also based purely around shotguns, Alabama, or fucking some gay whore named Dunkirk
What type of humor was being told up there? Why, Shotgun humor of course!
Noun.
A Warzone Shotgun.
Verb.
The act of singing "Warzone Shotgun."
"Warzone Shotgun"
The belief that shotguns are the greatest.
Everyone should convert into shotgunism
A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.
Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!
" STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
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I F****** HATE MW3 SHOTGUNS
Someone who uses shotguns in online shooters and has no aim.
MOSTLY IN COD most commonly found in tiny maps
He's such a shotgun pussy just running around point and click
You only think I've Pissed you off, Do You want to play Who cares less?, I'm gonna have to show you, Lets see who wins
If your gonna act like Machinegun Kelly I'll show you Shotgun Shelly.