Shrek

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she ed This is copyrighted isn’t it

Everything is Shrek

Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP

Shrek is love shrek is life.

Shrek

Shrek is a very green sexy man he is so sexy i suck his toes every night and i want to wake up to him hes daddy and i would drop anyone for him

Kat: OMG IS THAT MY DADDY

Shrek: GET OUT ME SWAMP YOU STD

Kat: cmere 😏😏

shrek

A dope person

shrek is dope movie

Shrek

An ogre who is like an onion who has layers

Shrek is like an onion it has layers

Shrek

Shrek is god, you must pray to him each night and watch his delicious memes

Ava - Did you pray to shrek last night?
Leilani - Oh sneakers, shrek please forgive me
Ava - You nincompoop

Shreks

When you have a sex and watch shrek at the same time

Bro I had shreks with my girl last night, best time ever.