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A group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. They must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. The speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. Hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every butt. At the end of the slide, a large man must have his butthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.
The first eight buttholes of this Human Slip and Slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky nutsack across it.
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A woman/man that specifically sells their Anal Cavity for any and all to use, i.e. a prostitute or "working woman"
"Yo dude did you try to hit that over there." -said Jack
"Yeah man, tried her last week. Turns out she's only a Sewer Slide tho"- replied Raquan
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National wear slides day is on April 20.On April 20th You Can Wear Slides(Sandals).
Happy National Slides Day
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When a person turns sideways and slides through the door in stead of pushing it open. Which makes the next person have to completely open the door. It's a very dick move. Very popular at community house middle school
Guy1 "wow he just pulled the comm house slide."
Guy2 "what a dick"
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Head Shoulders Knees and Toes: Expert Mode
Dude 1: Yo I just did the Cha Cha Slide Im a master at head shoulders knees and toes!
Dude 2: Wow bro cool!
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When a woman become excessively wet from digital (finger) sex your hand becomes lubricated and slips past her vagina upon attempted re-entry.
i went to slide my hand down her pants; it was like a fucking slip n' slide!
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Strawberry Jubbly Slide (v): intercourse between a man and a woman where the woman is on her period, but will not wear a any sort of feminine product (see beaver dam) prior to sex so as to use the oozing blood as lubrication. (See Chocolate Jubbly Slide)
Wife: Honey, let's get home soon because I think tonight you're gonna be riding the Strawberry Jubbly Slide!
Husband: You're such a cum-dumpster!
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