Slow Soap

A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.

The show wan a gazillion accolades but was basically a slow soap rom-com.

Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.

Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.

slow toke

A slow-motion cannabis smoking video. First used in the LA/OC/Socal smoke sesh scene. It usually ends with the people getting super baked after the shoot

Let's get a Slow Toke at the sesh!
Yo my Slow Toke came out sick!

slow bird

if you’re slow and look like a bird, it becomes a compound word, slow bird

Brooklyn is such a slow bird!

Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice

Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

slow donny

Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.

Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.