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Derogatory reference to someone into whom another has ejaculated, often unexpectedly. Counterintuitively, does not refer to an actual danish (for that, see illegal danish ) .
Yeah, I heard he came in her. She's such a sperm danish.
When a girl uses her Boobs to play with your ball sack.
Jacob likes the move chop sticks and sperm balls!
When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey
Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.
when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck
dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible
A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm
Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.
A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.
Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?
Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.
Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
A monster and an abomination.
Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.