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scam to rob someone of their dope and/or money
"Hey where did you get this?"
"spider web"
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Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"
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When Mr. Coughlin jerks off onto random walls.
"God damn it, Mr. Coughlin is Spider-manning all over the walls at the children's hospital."
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The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer
DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!
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thizz pills also refered to as: thizz, e, x, and xtc
i was poppin them purple spiders last night and i woke up dis morning in a feild with a wild crack dog.
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A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!
"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"
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Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.
"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"
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