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San Marcos Steamer
1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.
Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao
Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
Source: Chad P., San Marcos, TX
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The puerto rican steamer is a very sensual move. This is when a girl is licking one's grundel or gooch however you would like to refer to the spot below your nuts and she blows in your ass.
I was with maria last night and she gave me a puerto rican steamer for goodluck.
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the response of an feminist woman, who refuses to be shat upon, to an attempted Boston Steamer (or Boston Pancake): she straps him to the bed and defecates all over his face, causing him to suffocate and die, his corpse buried under a heap of shit.
Don't fuck around with Madeline or she'll plant a Long Island Steamer on you, bi-otch!
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A sexual position involving 3 persons in which 2 are male and 1 is female. This position most similarly represents the “Eiffel Tower”, while the female presents herself to perform fellatio on one male whilst being penetrated by the other from behind. She will then be spun by both males such that she resembles a roticery chicken being cooked / steamed. This, this ambitious position has coined the phrase the “twin screw steamer”
Aragorn, Legolas and Mrs. Gamgee had a great twin screw steamer last night. Too bad she got so dizzy!
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You poop in a bag and put it in somebody's mouth and light it on fire.
Who wants a Smokey Point steamer?
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A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.
Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.
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Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.
Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.