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Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick

when you and a lovely woman or man are having intercor- sex! you bust your fat nutt into her mouth and kick her in the shin. then with your left foot you kick her in the cooch.(: thus causing her much pain and confusion. sometimes she will hurt her self in confusion other times she will spit out your nutt like a donkey. this is when you stop everything, pick up what you can of your nutt, sprinkle in on your toe, then you stick your toe into her cooch. 9 months later you will have an egg. you must crack then suddy side up frie the egg on a sunday. you then accuire the move Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick. you are now aloud to teach this move to one of your special pokemon. (can only be learned once) Move takes out 1000000 hp. or a one hit k-o. but your pokemon gets a raging hard on thus causing its attack, defense, speed, to go down, but its horneyness to sharply rise twice. See Mondo Donkey Saturday Punch (orriginated in Mexico in a mexican poptart plant while splicing febreze and semen)

Dude! Your Deoxys knows "Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick"!! No way!! Attack pikachu with it! Holy poo, he did a cartwheel and dodged it just like in episode 256!

by VagAttackoftheInceptionVoyage January 1, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Might as well plow on sunday

Used when some one has been slaking off to explain what else they could have been doing. Synonym for procrastinating. Comes from "The Crucible" by arthur miller where John Proctor is accused of plowing on sunday.

Example 1:
P1: "Dude i spent all night watching tv instead of doing my english home work."
P2:"Idiot you might as well have been plowing on sunday"
Example 2:
P1: "Wanna hang out tomorrow?"
P2: "I might as well plow on sunday."

by BurnBB April 11, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch

An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.

The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.

by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cleaner than a priest on sunday

an ulitmate sober ass bitch

Man thats fools cleaner than a priest on sunday.

by Dts_Man January 18, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


six ways from sunday

To approach a task with zeal or gusto. To do something thoroughly and completely. See also white on rice.

You know that blonde in class tonight? I'd hit that shit six ways from sunday.

by Mortodo February 5, 2004

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Six ways from sunday

Alternative rock band from chicago comprised of members: Francesco Roti, Tim "The Hatter" Hughes, Tony Rock and Jason Moore.

I love that band six ways from Sunday
Let's check out six ways from Sunday's new EP

by Drumrby1585 July 2, 2011

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rusty ice cream sunday

this sexual act starts out with the woman giving the man a rusty trombone. while she is doing this, the man spews bloody diarrhea into her mouth. the woman then procedes over to the mans penis and lets him blow a load in her eyes and hair, completly turning them white. the woman then proceedes directly back to the mans anus were he shits brown chunks and hershey squirts all over her body. this makes the woman look like an icecream sunday with wet walnuts and cherrys. *licking the reminants off is optional*

sean gave jasmine a rusty ice cream sunday last night, and boy did she look delicious!

by knob gobblin May 24, 2008

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