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Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.
Ultra-Whitebread. The types of person that makes Mormons say ''he's such a prude''. So lacking in culture and pigmentation that they're basically translucent. Bland. Boring. Basic AF, but thinks they're 'adventurous'.
Man, she said her fuck-game was strong, but that neon vanilla bitch just rocked on the dick like she was scooting up in a chair.
Someone who is vanilla, but viewed from inside a subculture where weird fetishes are the norm, r34 and related. Like "normie" but for sex related things. Almost never actually an insult.
A: yoo holy shit have you seen this Peach x Bowser r34? I wish he would rape my ass like that.
B: no sorry, I'm not into that, I'm a vanilla degen
When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris
Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)
A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl
Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.
Drunk white boys that can't dance.
noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.