Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds
Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.
Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves
Breasts of a female which is considered a thot (promiscious)
Bro bro! Check out the thot balloons on that stripper!
When a girl (or guy with moobs) cuts their tits and then gives a titjob
"Yo I heard Phil got a balloon popper from Kacie"
"Yeah, she's a freak fr"