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a man with attractiveness far below average. rich, but has terrible hair to mach his looks. if he is made president the US will be flushed down the toilets. #fucktrump
donald trump: "my dad gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
donald trump can sma
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person a: did you hear that hilarious donald trump?
person b: yeah! it was hilarious
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The son of an orange-haired orangutan...who gave him "a small loan of a million dollars". Proof that Republican delegates are stupid
Person 1: Donald Trump's running for president
Person 2: *shoots self*
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1.synonym for hair that looks like a racoon you just shoveled of the highway
2.synonym for a person who has supermodel girlfreinds cuz ur super ritch and you would be working at a sewage plant otherwise, and has shitty hair
1. Guy: you like my new hairstyle, its called the "donald trump".
Guy 2: yea, it looks like an elephant just took a massive shit on your head, stupid ass hole.
2. "look at that guy's girlfriend, shes smokin, and hes like 95, he must be a donald trump, his hair looks like zebra shit though.
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(Unfortunately) our 45th President.
If you still don't know who he is, he's the orange guy who says the word "fantastic" a lot, wants to build a wall (and make Mexico pay for it), and who ONLY got a small loan of a million $$$.
"We are going to build a wall" shouted Donald Trump
"No." Shouted everyone who isn't racist and got educated.
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When an entire nation makes a mistake. A giant, stupid, inhuman mistake and will pay for that mistake for years to come. Also known as Brexit.
The United States of America really pulled a Donald Trump this election.
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