A Minecraft server full of crackhead, British children, Americans, more British people, a f*king pig for some reason and Americans
idiot1 : Hey! Have you heard of the Dream SMP?
idiot2 : Yeah, isn't that the crackhead server in Minecraft
idiot1 : Ye
literally have no issues w them, only the fandom so if ur a basic white dsmp fan pls dni /srs/gen/suckmydick
is the reason you are not sad. serotonin. nct dream saved kpop and the whole industry all together. Members of NCT Dream are Mark (rapper), Renjun (vocalist), Jeno (rapper), haechan (vocalist), jaemin (rapper), chenle (vocalist), and jisung (both??)
Person: I'm literally so sad, I don't even know why.
Nctzen: maybe if you tried listening to nct Dream they'd cheer you up.
*listens to chewing gum*
Person: no way! That totally worked! My bias is the one with curly hair!!
Nctzen: my biases are Jeno and Jaemin but that's jisung and he's so cute anyways stan nct
A man that wears a mask and makes garbage music.
He also has a cult of fatherless children.
Person 1: I like Dream (Youtuber)
Person 2: Okay, fatherless child.
Person 2: (alternative ending) *pulls out gun and commits murder*
;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can
"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"
A rather curious artifact acquired by reclusive artist Aego Yan, aka Alice Egoyan, aka Priestess of the Major Factor Presence ruling Ursae Majoris sect. 47. When in its dreaming/dormant state, there is peace and balance in the world. But when it opens, all matters of chaos spiral outwards, transforming everything in the trajectory of its stellar light.
Visit thedreamingeye.com for visions of future planetary warfare and virtual brain wave dissection.
'When the dreaming eye opens, new worlds are born. When the dreaming eye closes, worlds are destroyed...'
When you wake up touching the sun during a wet dream
My boy jack was chillin on the sun when he got a plasma dream