trolley goat

An intoxicating animal catering for the needs and necessities of every day shoppers. Its potent odour and lack of grooming make it a formidable foe in combat, as well as a nasty dinner guest.

I walked past the Trolley Goat, unaware that its toenails had quite recently stepped into Trolley Goat dung.

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jilly goat

Sassy awesome fun loving and friendly. Jilly goat is the best of the best and is a total charm. Jilly goats love coffee especially Starbucks. Jilly goats are threatening and not to be messed with.

Jillian is such a Jilly goat. I love her.

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tumble goat

when goat babeh falls cuz he shook

oh look it my tumble goat, he was shook by a bee :,(

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goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.

Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?

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goat bash

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.

Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.

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Mountain goat

A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel

Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.

Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level

Roy Thomson is a mountain goat

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Goat Style

The lowest form of "Winning" (Charlie Sheen Style). White trash celebrating victory, or completing a task in the creepiest manner possible.

1. Bernard drank to the point where he was hospitalized...that's Goat Style!

2. Giving a blind sided hug, so your hairy

shoulder winds up in the victims mouth. That's Goat Style!

3. Picking a hot blonde out of the crowd and sexually assaulting her gently...that's Goat Style!

4. Recommending the game Twister and homeless people for a large party with work friends is...GOAT STYLE!

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