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1.The garbage state.
2.We have stupid accents
3.It called JERSEY!
4.We are too lazy to pump our own gas!
I am from new jersey and i hate it that is why instead of the garden it should be GARBAGE STATE!!!
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A state filled with people whose income is derived from working in new york city .< fortunately, they do have really hot tacky girls >
people from new jersey come to new york for music, dance, culture, theatre, art, nightlife, work, etc. etc. ....
people from new york come to new jersey for newark international airport, ikea, football games or to be able to smoke in bars
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A young woman born and raised in Northern New Jersey, most notably Bergen County the unofficial 6th borough of New York City. She's a beer drinking, gum snapping, cigarette smoking tough cookie, who can tell anyone off in a heart beat. She has big hair, wears tight jeans, and lots of make-up. She is a big Springstein fan, and loves to spend her summer weekends "down the shore".
She has a slight New York accent. She must be a Jersey Girl.
They don't make them any tougher than a Jersey Girl.
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The act of turning left when the light turns green in front of oncoming traffic, even though in no state in the US does anybody EVER have the right of way in this instance. AKA-another East Coast piss poor driving move.
Dude 1: "A jack-hole cut me off on the way to work this morning trying to pull a Jersey Left."
Dude 2: "Damn people can't drive for crap around here."
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A state on the East Coast near New York City and Philadelphia. First off (this goes for all you New Yorkers), we are not called fucking JOIISEEYY. No not all of New Jersey looks like the Meadowlands. We have rich suburbs in Bergen County like Ridgewood, Woodcliff Lake, and Saddle River but we also have really ghetto places like Newark, Paterson, and Trenton. It is home to whites, latinos, blacks, and asians with no race really having a majority. Also, the Jersey Shore is nothing like the idiotic MTV show, and they're actually some of the funnest beaches around. New Yorkers think they're better because they're more "cultured" and "sophisitcated" while they live in 1 bedroom apartments and have never even been to New Jersey. No we are not all guidos and only some of us are even Italian. Every kid here gets a car at 17 and even though we have shitty weather at times, it is better than the boring ass weather in Seattle and LA.
New Yorker: Oh my gawd all those people from Joisy are so stupid and crazy, just like The Sitch, and Ron and Sam.
New Jerseyan: Um no actually no one is like that and I'm not even Italian. By the away is everyone from New York ugly and a bad driver?
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a state that wishes it were new york. most people from new jersey work in manhattan island.
new jersey: yeah, we kick ass! new york sucks!
NY: you don't kick ass, you smell like ass. big difference.
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Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above
The correct answer is :
FUCK NEW JERSEY
"Holy shit Brian did you see that Jersey girl?"
"Oh you mean that hooker?"
"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."
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